Hooray!

In exactly four hours and eighteen minutes I will be playing Red Dead Redemption! Yay!

Pinky...(Pinkie? Pinkies?...)

So yesterday I discovered these little thing on my hands called a Pinky. Or is it Pinkie? Or Pinkies? I don't know either way these nifty little tools are tiny fingers that can be used to do stuff. I used them to pull the right trigger on my Xbox controller, resulting in a MW2 kill! It was cool because I always use the pointer finger, but this time they caught a break. The Pinky can be used for other things as well. Something in a hard to reach spot that your other fingers can't fit into? Use your Pinky! Intense research on the internet states every human is born with two, one per hand. Look next to your ring finger on your hands. You should see a finger smaller than the others. That's your Pinky. Now go forth and use your Pinky for good. And don't go to the darkside with them. They do not have cookies. Though they do in fact have toasters. Yum toast.

ONE MORE DAY!

Tomorrow I will be roaming the west in Red Dead Redemption. It's gonna be awesome! Red Dead life goal number one: rob a train. Number two: don't get caught.

Annoying

I hate when things don't go as planned. It is soooooooooooooooooo annoying. You think to yourself hey this is gonna work and you put tons of effort towards it then it doesn't go how you want it. By this point I should have had all the technology work done for the civ project but I don't. That annoys me. Ever try to surprise somebody with something nice like a gift or surprising them by going to see them after a long time of seperation? Yeah that doesn't always turn out good either. Especially if you don't plan to see them because then they could be spending time with someone else or something. It sucks. Blah

Clingy

Enough Said

Liars

Why do people lie? What's the point? Just tell the truth and get it over with. Don't lie for two weeks then continue when the time comes to tell the truth. ugh.

The Broken

I followed your every move in a stride that will's diguise
A little markings clue to find
Your red lips speak of painted figures
Teeth of mangled little listeners
The thoughts that hide your rusty scissors there and
hooded men.
Swinging amnesty across this violence,
Obscurity has no hero.

The world looks better when your fallen
Braced to comfort and not to crawl in
To find it we must
Pray for the broken
No one to fix us
We are, We'll always be
The wrong!

Your touch seethes of emptiness
Callous tips against the brush
The world's now breaking off to dust

The world looks better when your fallen
Braced to comfort and not to crawl in
To find it we must
Pray for the broken
No one to fix us
We are, We'll always be
The wrong!

We're conspiring...

Where was your heart
When we needed it most
Live in denial
And I'll be your ghost
There is nothing to let go
Only time will let you know
If you're worth anything
You'll know! That I'm
Giving up way too early.
Let the axis turn you free
And destroy everything you love!

The world looks better when your fallen
Braced to comfort and not to crawl in
To find it we must
Pray for the broken
No one to fix us
We are, We are
We are, We are
We are, We'll always be
The wrong!

Orville Redenbacher

How is popcorn made? Well it's elementary my dear friends. Miniaturized Orville Redenbacher's are placed inside that silver bowl thing suspended inside the popcorn machine. After pouring the popcorn kernels into the bowl, your mini-Orville will throw them at the side of the bowl. Eventually these combust, and at the force they are being thrown into the wall the bowl will tip to one side due to Newton's Third Law. This is when the popcorn falls out and you get the tasty goodness. Those who are lucky enough will find an Orville in their bag, but the chances of him not jumping out before consumption are 1 to 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. You may now ask "Well what about microwave popcorn?" Well my students, that is an answer for a another time.

Part 2 of the Amazing Movie Adventure

After seeing all those sad people, Bobby and Dana finally show up to the movies. I'm ready to see the movie we're going in we got the tickets and...we need to go buy snacks. We have to walk to the dollar store and buy some goodies. Rawr jgjidgfjasgfusgfugsfsjo. Ok so we walk to the dollar store and i find this nifty little stuffed dinosaur. This thing was uber cool. When you pressed a button its mouth opened and closed and it growled. Me and the dino made out. Then Bob decides "I'm gonna buy some cookies." So I think it'll be a little pack of cookies, but no. He buys a package of 30 cookies. Here's where the best part about it is. Bobby tries to put this giant pack of cookies in his pants to sneak them in. Not only was the giant rectangle bulging from the leg of his pants noticeable, but everytime he took a step you heard the crinkle of the wrapper around the cookie package. Needless to say Bob tried every idea possible for sneaking these cookies in after his first failure. He tried putting them in his shirt, he asked me to put them in my pants, tried Dana's hoodie, Dana's pants etc etc. The final and working idea proposed by Dana: Take the cookies out of the wrapper and dump them out of the plastic tray into the wrap to make a little bag of cookies instead of a tray/package of them. This made them much less noticeable when in Bobby's pants, due to certain *ahem* places the cookies could be placed to possibly appear as something else *ahem*. Nothing else to interesting happened however. Bob got to eat his cookies in the movies, Iron Man 2 rocked, and I got to enjoy a night out at the movies with my friends. Though I don't think I can look at cookies the same way... Oh and some little 7 year old girls told Bob to get a haircut, that was hilarious.

Part 1 of the Amazing Movie Adventure

It is not possible to be sad at the movies. Sure when there's a sad movie you might tear up a little, but you are never depressed. Or so I thought. Sitting outside at the movies waiting for Bobby and Dana started to kind of open my eyes to random people in the world. It started when a man who looked like he was having the best day ever came out of the theater with two tickets and some popcorn. I assume that he had a date with a girl, whom he appeared to be looking for. About 15 minutes pass by and the man was getting more upset by the minute. The man pulls out a cell phone and makes a call. No one answered because he didn't speak to anyone before hanging up. Annoyed, he threw his bucket of popcorn, ripped the tickets, hopped in his Benz and flew out of his parking spot and away from the movies. About five minute later, a woman shows up and starts to look around. She asks if I seen a man that fits the desription of the guy I seen earlier. I told her how he left, and she thanked me and went on her way. This is proof of two things. One patience pays off in the end. Two, it is possible to be upset at the movies. Shortly after, a man and a female leave the theater yelling at each other. The woman supposedly fell asleep on Iron Man 2. How do you fall asleep on such an epic movie!? Either way, the man was furious. He was yelling at her the whole way to the car about how he paid for the ticket and this is the most anticipated movie of the year and things of that nature. HE EVEN THREW HIS BUCKET OF POPCORN AT HER!!! POPCORN! The movies seem to be a peaceful place until you actually look at the nitty gritty of what goes on. This shows that even in places made for fun depression can still strike. Part 2 of The Amazing Movie Adventure will be in the next post, and that one will be happier promise.

Iron Man 2 Was Amazing

Seen Iron Man 2 last night...sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good. It was like the original Iron Man, but better. It was like when Iron Man gets a better suit and starts doing stuff. In case you were wondering yes i'm ranting because i have no idea what to talk about in this post but the next one won't be a giant rant I promise. Oh and yum cookies. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY COOKIES!!!

No Hugs Allowed

So yesterday in school we were forced to take a three and a half hour course on Sexual Harassment. I'd have no problem with this, but after hearing what they said I changed my mind very quickly. Did you know that hugging is Sexual Harassment? Well neither did I, mostly because it isn't. They say it is because it makes others feel uncomfortable. Both people consent to the hug, making it welcome which isn't Sexual Harassment, but apparently anyone else standing near you while you hug somebody could turn it into SH (Sexual Harassment) if they feel uncomfortable. Who feels uncomfortable from seeing a hug? Hugs are probally one of the friendliest gestures ever. What type of society do we live in where you can't hug a friend because others are around? It may seem like i'm making a big deal because over hugs, but it's more than just that. In todays world friends are some of the most important things, they're always there for you when you need them. If America is so free we should be able to hug these people in public places. Why should we need to go home, make sure no one is looking, then hug? It isn't like we're taking our clothes off and getting raunchy in public, it's just a simple hug. I disagree strongly with this whole thing. I've never met a person who gets uncomfortable seeing people hug. As stated, it's just a warm gesture to show you care. For that to make you uncomfortable you must be a really cold person. Someone who just can't stand to see others happy and want them to be alone and miserable. It's just a hug, it's not making out or sex, just a simple hug. And that's all i have to say about that.

Yeah....

....you can't

Fishy Fishy

I put some fish at the bottom of my blog. They swim and stuff. Pretty Hardcore if I may say so myself. But if you click it drops food they eat, and I'm gonna try and find out if you can overfeed them like real fish.

Why?

Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why do I have to take a benchmark if I passed the HSPA? These benchmarks are to help prepare us for the HSPA and to record our progress in the class it's for. The only reason i'm in Algebra 2 is because of the way the school runs things here. So I already passed my big test that we had to prepare so hard for yet I still need to take tests preparing me for something i've already completed...? That's like winning the gold at the Olympics, deciding you're ready to reitre from going for the gold again, but still being forced to train to get it. There's no reason for you to train for it, but you're being forced to do it anyway. I'm starting to get really annoyed at the way things are run here. I'm ready to go back to Highland now, even if our mascot is a Tarton. For those who don't know a Tarton is the plaid design on scotsman man-skirts, like the checkerboard design. Yeah I know what you're thinking we can't even have the scotsman as our mascot we just get the design on the skirt he's wearing. But I could deal with that. This place is nice, but I hate the curriculum. I miss the hustle and bustle of manuevering through hallways. I miss the freedom of wearing what I want to school. I miss the ten minute bus ride as opposed to this hellish thrity minute ride. I miss teachers actually teaching. I miss my old life and I'm seriously thinking of doing everything in my power to go back to it..

OMG IM SO GOING

Coheed and Cambria...New Jersey House of Blues...May 29th...One Night Only...I'll be there and you should be too!

Crackdown Much?

So lots of people are getting in trouble in school today and I don't know why. It's like the teachers want to pick apart every single thing they see. "Did you just sneeze!?!?!? Fill out a summons!!"

Post Numero Uno

So this is post number one. I've never really blogged before but Mr. Williams told me this first one should be about me or something. Well I don't really know what to say. I'm 16 years old and I live in Blackwood NJ. I play lots of video games and am always looking for new technologies coming out. There isn't really much else to say because if you're reading this you probally already know me. If you don't then there is no reason for you to know me anyway. Either way I'm hoping to have a lot of posts about just random things I feel like typing about or things going on around me. So I guess this first one is done so i guess wait for my next post then.